We tell the dog that something exciting happens every day and usually it does. He will see a squirrel, he will meet a new person or smell a new dog.

Today was my day. My boss and I were driving to another facility and I see a black pick-up truck. As the truck pulls up next to me I look over and see the front end of the truck is all banged up. Next, I see the steering wheel and a magazine draped over the steering wheel so the driver can read it while driving BUT there are no words on the page..... only naked ladies!!! Ewwwwwww!!!!!! He was looking at porn while driving on I95! Can you believe just how icky that is!!!!
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I need to go wash my hands.