I woke up this morning with a stiff neck again. Even bending my head back to get my hair wet in the shower was painful.

I took the trash out and managed to step in the only patch of ice surrounding the house. Full knee and elbow contact with the ground.

I am on the highway and traffic comes to a crawl, I'm in the slow lane so I put the car in 1st gear and creep along. I kept about 3 car lengths between me and the car in front of me so I don't have to stop and go, I cruse along at a steady 5-10 mph pace. The lady in the dodge neon behind me starts tailgating me an honking her horn! She does it 3 times! Like riding the car in front of me is going to make the traffic move any faster. I was very proud of myself that I ignored her the first 2 times she honked the horn but the third time earned her an obscene hand gesture.
The ironic thing is ... before traffic came to a stop she was the car in the slow lane going 10 mph BELOW the speed limit causing a small back up of her own.

I had a horrible morning! My knee has a strawberry on it and I am totally irritated. Bah Humbug. I want to go back home and start the day over. I want it to be 7:00 and Rob is giving me a kiss good morning while I am insisting the thermometer must be broken because my temprature HAS to spike soon. I want it to be back to when I was laying in bed with warm coffee and a dog curnled up next to me breathing his soft dog breath on my arm.